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I wanted to be Wednesday, but I guess I'm not....I don't really agree with the results of this quiz, but oh well!


posted by Tracy 20:46
Sorry, no entertaining blotter postings today! I could make up one if you want....hmmmm....maybe not right now. I have sociology on the brain. I have my first test today, and I've been studying like mad. I think I'll do okay, but who knows! It seems like whenever I say that the opposite is true. Maybe I should keep quiet.
It's so hard to believe that it's nearly October already! I still am getting used to being back in school and we'll be thinking about midterms very soon....ugh! Scary stuff!
I've just realized that I have nothing else to say..well nothing else that's interesting anyway. I think my brain is fried, I'll have to try again later!


posted by Tracy 12:25
Sunday, September 22, 2002
Straight from the BG blotter....

"A squirrel would not let residents into their home in the 600 block of Sand Ridge Road Tuesday"

Now maybe I'm wrong, but aren't squirrels small animals? What was this squirrel doing? Was he pointing a gun at these people or what? Was this squirrel anything like the rabbit from "The Search for the Holy Grail? Did they bring out the Holy Hand Grenade...what's up with this?


posted by Tracy 18:51
Friday, September 20, 2002


Which Animaniacs Character are You?


You're cute! And, when you're not, it's not pretty. Sure, you like girly stuff,
like pink frilly outfits, flowers, adorable baby animals, tiny boxes that you can't fit
anything in, and tiny doll-sized clothing, but you're also quite the firebrand! People
who scorn you, and just plain stupid people who get in your way, often pay dearly. You
are nearly as likely to jump up and kiss someone as to drop an anvil on someone's head! You
are not the sort to be trifled with. You are, after all, Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa
Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca, the Third.

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Ha! I knew it! I AM Dot! I'm not into pink frilly outfits, but everything else is rather valid! It's time for my theme song....I'm cute! Yes it's true, I really can't help it but what can I do? When you're cute it just shows, from these two darling eyes, and this little cute nose....typing out the words just doesn't do it justice...


posted by Tracy 22:37
Thursday, September 19, 2002
Conference on Stalking to be held this weekend

Come one come all! Learn how to stalk your neighbor, your parents, your best friend, your best friend's parents! Will I be there? You better believe it!

Okay, that was another brilliant event posting from my happy school! I thought it was funny upon first glance! Hopefully you got a chuckle as well. It really isn't a conference on how to stalk people, by the way, just in case you hadn't realized that yet!
We just got a broadband internet connection! I am so excited! This is so cool! I'm online, and my phone line is completely open! Who invented this ingenious thing?!



posted by Tracy 11:24
Good morning! I actually slept last night, and I slept well! This is good! It's 9:45, and I'm up and actually feeling quite rested. You have no idea how happy this makes me!
I got to talk to Kay last night, which was very happy too! We could have gone on and on for hours about stuff, but because of long distance bills we had to stop at about 10:15. It was still fun though! Now if we could just move the city of Boston and put it where Toledo is. Who needs Toledo anyway! Boston would be much more fun...or we could move BG, I'd be up for that! There's water near Boston, and it isn't the Maumee River! Thank God!
Charla and I ran some errands last night and ended up at BW3's for dinner. We happened to get there on karaoke night, which was quite interesting. We got our food to go because it was way too crowded to stay, but we heard some very interesting sounds coming from the microphone. There are just some people who should be kept off the stage.... I tried to convince Charla to go up there and sing with me, but she wouldn't. We could have done the Sonny and Cher thing or something, it would have been entertaining.


posted by Tracy 08:52
Wednesday, September 18, 2002
Ha! I'm back! No longer frustrated with blogger! It's a good feeling. So what do y'all think of the new look? I think it's kind of cool! Very happy! Now you can all read my joyous ramblings from the comfort of your homes or computer labs once again...isn't it wonderful???
I haven't slept for two days, I'm majorally zoning. It really sucks when you are exhausted and try to go to bed, and you just don't fall asleep. Hopefully sleep will come tonight, I don't think I can endure this any longer! Sleep deprivation makes me really loopy and irritating, and no-one wants that.
Well speaking of sleep, I think I'm going to try a nap now! I should be reading, but I can't focus my eyes which doesn't help!


posted by Tracy 17:02
Aughh! I'm so frustrated! I've been blogging like crazy lately, and it won't publish them...of course if you are reading this it finally has worked. But right at this moment it keeps giving me an error message! Sorry, I just wanted to share my feelings with everyone! I know, you're all very appreciative!


posted by Tracy 09:37
Tuesday, September 17, 2002
Enjoy free music and food at Chemical Society picnic.

Now does this sound appetizing to you? It didn't to me....


posted by Tracy 12:38
Just a short blog to say hello to the world! I'm currently at work, but I'm on break. I've been sitting in front of a computer inputting LP's for three hours, so what do I do on my break? Sit in front of a computer and type....I'm so bright! But there really is nothing else to do in the library, fifteen minutes isn't really long enough to go anywhere, so here I am.
Oh what I would give for a nap....


posted by Tracy 10:14
Monday, September 16, 2002
I was sitting in Olscamp today, on the second floor in the lounge area overlooking the cemetery, and my brain got going. So I decided to write in my journal, and the entry that came out was rather interesting, so I'm going to share part of it here...so sit back, relax and brace yourselves for it may be a bumpy ride...

Why do we bury our dead? I'm sitting in Olscamp and I have a view of the cemetery, and it's just weird to think that there are thousands (well maybe not that many) of bodies buried beneath that bit of earth. Most of them are decomposed beyond recognition, and they're just "there". What's the point? The person is lifeless, everything one loved about the person- their personality, soul, even looks are gone. They're somewhere else. When you go to visit a grave, you're not visiting the person at all, you're visiting a shell, a bunch of bones and dust in some old outfit..what's the point? In most cases you're not going to dig them up again, they're just taking up space. My goodness...if we didn't have the cemetery, we'd have have at least 500 more parking spaces... (I'm trying to be insensitive, I do have a grandmother, as well as a friend buried across the street)
When I die I think I would like to be cremated. The thought of my body as I know it now rotting beneath the earth to the point where it looks like something from Tales from the Crypt, is not my idea of a good time. It makes me rather ill actually. No, just turn me into dust so I don't prevent future parking lots, housing developments and parks. And for God's sake don't keep the ashes! That's even more disturbing, just dispose of them somewhere that won't offend any hyper-enviromentally conscious people. Keep memories, not ashes! And don't buy one of those urns either, a shoebox or ziplock bag will do just fine!

So that's what came out of my head today, I have no clue why, but then again, why does anything come out of my head? I hope it wasn't too offensive to anyone, that wasn't my goal, it was just something I was thinking about. I think I need to write a book!
I actually went to all of my classes today. I wasn't sick, although I wasn't feeling all that wonderful, but I made it. It was really hard, but I made it! None of my lectures were particulary interesting today. Maybe it was just me. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I only have one class tomorrow, but I have to work most of the day. It won't be too awful, I could use the time alone...That's what I like about my library job, I just sit in the back and type, even when another inputter is there, it's still quiet. It's really nice.


posted by Tracy 20:18
Sunday, September 15, 2002
Okay, so I've just subjected myself to "Dude Where's My Car?" for the second time this year! I do not reccomend that! I'm lucky that I'm still breathing! It is such an awful waste of an hour and a half. Although the Ashton Drake kid is really hot! But that's pretty much the most redeeming factor! Never again....the things I will do for friends!
I don't have a lot to say. I've been working all weekend, and I'm a little frustrated because Mike was the only one to come to Bible Study tonight. So of course we didn't have it, and we watched that God forsaken movie instead! Maybe next week we will actually get to Galatians....
Oh, so I went to the doctor, and just as I predicted, he told me that nothing was wrong with me, and to just get some rest. I ended up being sick with some kind of virus Wednesday thru Friday, which was no fun.But I think I'm okay now, I'm just tired which isn't life threatening or anything.
Dear God, this blog is boring! I think I'll come back tomorrow with much more interesting stuff to report!


posted by Tracy 23:21
Wednesday, September 11, 2002
I think I'm dying...I have bruises all over my arms, my head is pounding, I can't handle sunlight, and I'm nauseous... Actually I'm probably just fine, I'll go see the doctor tomorrow and he'll tell me there's nothing wrong with me, and to go home. But I still feel icky today.
I had a really strange dream last night where my friend Lindsay turned into a cricket and came to visit me while I was waiting for a class at Olscamp. Then she turned into a little brown rabbit and ran away. Then suddenly we were holding a worship service on the second floor of Olscamp...it was really strange. My mom was there, which is even stranger. And I was trying to call Kay because by then she was the one who had turned into an animal, and I wanted to know where she went. It was all very bizzare as most of my dreams are.
It's so wonderful outside today! It's not even seventy degrees! Absolutely perfect! If only it would stay like this for awhile. I could turn the air conditioning off for the year! That would be even more wonderful!
Well off to my Sociology of Gender class! I need to go learn more about feminists and their plight...woo hoo.....have a great day!


posted by Tracy 14:10
Saturday, September 07, 2002
Can someone tell me who in the world invented clothing catalogs for plus sized women? I'd like to have a "CONVERSATION" with them (If you have been around me and my people long enough, you know exactly what a "CONVERSATION" is...) The models are hardly plus sized, they're all practically suffering from Anorexia....and who in their right mind would want to wear leather pants anyway? Get a clue my friends...get a clue!
It's pickin' hot outside! Does anyone have any idea what it's like to wear latex gloves in ninety six degree weather? Anyone at all...it sucks, let me tell you. I did some volunteer work with one of my residents today, and they had us emptying trash receptacles. It was pretty disgusting, and the gloves were a bit much. My hands were suffering from heat exhaustion...
not much else to report, just wanted to ask my question, I think I'll go eat something now....


posted by Tracy 15:57
Wednesday, September 04, 2002












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posted by Tracy 16:44
Tuesday, September 03, 2002
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posted by Tracy 18:55
On October 10 I will be getting my wisdom teeth ripped out of my head. I've been dreading this for five years now... I tried to pray them away, but a "wise" guy named Chip told me that wasn't possible. It worked in keeping one of the four away... They're going to knock me out and carve my mouth up. Ugh...but I guess it's necessary.
I'm very sleepy today, didn't sleep very well last night. I couldn't shut my brain off and my whole body was really tense. Not fun at all. I ended up watching an episode of the Daily Show and then most of Maternity Ward. It was not a very nice night.
Signs was an okay movie. It was worth seeing, but not the best thing I've ever seen. It has some hysterical lines and images. We had a good time. I got to see it in the middle of a field, and got to see some friends that I haven't seen for awhile. Good times, good times...
Okay, this is getting boring, I should probably go find something more productive to do.


posted by Tracy 11:45
Sunday, September 01, 2002
Okay, I've officially decided that my father is demented..in fact I think he was a psychopath in another life, and it didn't quite wear off.... I just sent him home after he was walking around my apartment threatening various possessions of mine with a power drill, and laughing one heck of a hideous laugh...it was really scary. But at least he fixed my roommate's desk, she bought that thing in May, and it's just now officially assembled! Woo hoo!
So I'm exhausted. It's been an exhausting week and an exhausting weekend. I think I will need to get a nap in before the evening's activities begin. A bunch of friends and I are going to go see the movie Signs tonight. We're seeing it at the drive-in in Oregon all because I have made it goal for myself to see that movie in the middle of a field which is where the drive-in happens to be located. It should be a good time, although I may have to have all the boys sleep in my living room tonight in order to protect me from the monsters.
A word of advice...don't ever let me cook for you, I am no culinary magician... I was making spaghetti for the residents at work today. Actually I wasn't even really making it, I was defrosting it. I made the big mistake of sticking it in a big pot and putting it on the stove. For one thing it took forever and a day, and another, I made a humongous mess. Although I was throughly entertaining, at least one of them thought so. I had spaghetti all over the kitchen by the time it was over and I had burnt myself more than five times. Please don't ask any questions, the whole thing makes me feel rather pathetic. The final product did taste good though, which I guess is the overall goal.
Graduation has semi-officially been postponed to May. I am not thrilled about this whatsoever, but I'm slowly starting to accept it. I'm still going to try one more source of power to approve my release, but it doesn't look good. I have dealt with too many rigid, apathetic administrative type people this week. I've lost hope in them. (As if I ever had any...) So I will have officially taken six years to get my Bachelor's degree...I'm such a loser! I hate school.
Well my friends, that is the update on me. I'm tired, a loser, and the daughter of a demented man...who could ask for anything more? Have a kickin' Labor day!


posted by Tracy 17:54



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