Confessions of a Total World Dominator

So I was at work yesterday, and I was sitting on the couch writing. My pen started going dry, and it really frustrated me because I could clearly see that there was plenty of ink in it. So I sat there shaking it, I looked like I was having a seizure, and I almost poked my eye out a few times. It didn't work...so I began to dismantle the pen and looked down the little tuby thingy....there definitely was ink. So I suddenly became brilliant and thought "Hey! Maybe if I try to blow the ink down, it will fill in the dry gap" So I did, but much to my horror the ink oozed out of the top and I discovered what the gel ink in a gel pen tastes like....not good my friends...not good at all....and my lips were a brilliant shiny blue....it was just not natural...so take my advice! Don't do it!!!
My spring break was the best worst or worst best one I've ever had. We didn't end up going to Boston due to some last minute changes, and not being able to get out of town no matter how hard we tried, and we tried everything short of hitchhiking. So we brought Kay here, and spent the break in amazing, sunny, breathtaking Bowling Green Ohio. I was a little bummed, but we tried our best to have a good time, and we did for the most part. We tried to at least get ourselves to Cincinnati, Cleveland, or Columbus, but that didn't work either. We were doomed to be trapped in my little apartment. We watched lots of movies, talked, played games, went out to eat and clogged our arteries, played with small children, dyed our hair, painted our nails, giggled...you know the usual. I nearly went mad, but we all came out of it alive, and now I miss Ruthanne and Kay dreadfully.