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uni
You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent.

"And The Unicorn knew she wasn't meant to
go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice
given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went
inside and bled silver blood.. For her
misdeed, the world knew evil."


Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve
(Christian) and Pandora (Greek).
The Unicorn is associated with the concept of
innocence, the number 3, and the element of
water.
Her sign is the twilight sun.

As a member of Form 3, you are a curious
individual. You are drawn to new things and
become fascinated with ideas you've never come
in contact with before. Some people may say
you are too nosey, but it's only because you
like getting to the bottom of things and
solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to
have because they are inquisitive.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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posted by Tracy 00:16
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Artistic
You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.


What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Yeah yeah...keep saying how wonderful I am....it also appears that I have something hanging out of my nose...just look at the picture!

Yes I'm in Ohio, I survived the train ride, and even managed to make a new friend! Isn't that special? It's been good to be home, and I keep forgetting that I'm leaving again on Sunday...only to come back again in about 20 days. I will have to whip up some train stories and post them later this week, there were some interesting happenings, nothing huge, but enough for me to write a story about! I'd do it now, but I simply must go to bed. I don't get to sleep as late as I want to tomorrow!



posted by Tracy 00:11
Friday, November 21, 2003
In twelve hours I will be riding in a car traveling towards the Amtrak station in Kansas City! I'm getting away, praise God!!!!! It has been a very rough and stressful week, and I'm looking forward to the much needed break. I can already feel the tension starting to diminish....

So today Jimmy and I went down to Crowne Center, for those of you who have never been here, Crowne Center is basically a big shopping mall in the heart of KC. But this is a cool mall, it's full of specialty stores and stuff that you can't find everywhere, especially a place called Fritz's Union Station. Fritz's is a railroad themed restaurant that is usually full of children. (Today was no exception either!) You're seated in booths that are supposed to make you feel like you're on a train, some of the booths even have windows with scenes behind them. You figure out what you want, and call in your order on a telephone at your table. Then a bit later a model train comes around the tracks and drops your food on a dumbwaiter that is lowered down so you can retrieve the food! It's really cute, and Jimmy loves it there. The constant activity keeps him entertained, and the food is stuff he'll eat. Not incredibly healthy, but good stuff! So I had a lot of fun watching his eyes get big as the trains would come by our table. Who would have ever thought you could have so much fun having lunch with a two year old!

So that's about as exciting as my life gets, again I'm leaving to go back to Ohio tomorrow! I have a feeling that it's going to be very odd. I've never gone home just to visit before. It will be nice to be able to sleep in for a week, and not have a small child to look after! And I should be ready to come back by the 30th, at least the grandparents will be gone! If only they would have left like last week! If you care to hear more about that just ask....

Well I need to get packing! I've put things off long enough! Have a fabulous weekend!


posted by Tracy 18:11
Monday, November 17, 2003
You are MARLIN!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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I've actually only seen about an eighth of this movie (yes an eighth) but this kind of works....


posted by Tracy 19:39
I just want to take a moment to say AUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, that's better. You can all go back to what you were doing now!


posted by Tracy 16:32
Saturday, November 15, 2003
Okay I feel the need to announce the joy going on in Leavenworth with the blogging community! The world has a new person! Her name is Molly Anne Gilhool, and she was born at 8:41 this morning to the people I work for. Jimmy is now a big brother! The baby is beautiful of course, and mom is doing well! We went and saw them this afternoon, it was so much fun! They will come home Monday, and a new chapter in our lives will begin! How cool!

That's about as exciting as life gets at the moment. Although I am learning how to knit...can you see me knitting? I can't, which is probably why I suck at it! But then again, I could become a knitting maniac, wouldn't that be interesting! Everyone will start getting mishapen sweaters and caps for their birthdays. I could be pretty dangerous with a few balls of yarn and a new learned skill! Before you know it I will be knitting afghans, mittens, sweaters for the cat I could go nuts! I'll figure out how to knit a radio somehow conducting electricity through wool yarn...yeah, oh the things I'll invent! I could become rich and famous, you'll all say you knew me when...and I'll be sitting at the head of my knitting empire in my knitted mansion with my knitted husband and knitted children....okay I'm getting a little weird.
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Next week at this time I will be on a train nearing Toledo Ohio where my parents will be waiting to retrieve me from the station. I will be going back to Ohio to visit instead of coming back from a visit. It will be very odd I think. This will be a first for me. I've been away from home for three and a half months now, and I'm adjusting quite well. Now it's time to go back and see how life is going where I left it. Craziness. I will keep you posted!


posted by Tracy 21:11
Friday, November 14, 2003
Buttercup
You are Princess Buttercup. You lost your love,
Westley, long ago and now believe him to be
dead. Because of this nothing matters much to
you. You are brave, willfull and strong
hearted ... not only that but you are darn sexy
too!


Which character from The Princess Bride are you? (with pics)
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Of course I'm darn sexy! Better yet, I'm damn sexy! I just wanted to say that, I think the quiz result is a bunch of crap, someone's on crack!


posted by Tracy 20:37
Fauna
Which Sleeping Beauty Fairy Are You?

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posted by Tracy 13:28
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
when harry met sally
Everyone remembers the 'faked-orgasm-in-a-deli'
sequence from your kind of movie When Harry Met
Sally. It seems that you're falling for a buddy
or have already fallen for them. Uh-oh. You're
probably caught between the possibility of
having a great relationship and wrecking the
one you have now. You know what they say, it's
better to regret something you did than
something you didn't do.


What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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Yeah...right....


posted by Tracy 18:49
On November 11, 2003 at 0100 Isabel A. Deer of Moose Lake MN, met her sudden end on south bound I-35. Known to her friends as I-dog, and Dizzy Izzy, Isabel was the black sheep of her Moose Lake native family. A family friend described Izzy as "a little crazy, always living on the edge, Izzy was known to mingle with the much feared Duluth Deer flocks despite the wishes of her parents to remain closer to home." On the evening of her death Izzy had left her family's home in the woods of Moose Lake telling her parents she was gong to visit some friends less than a mile away. It is believed now that she was actually planning on hitchhiking to Minneapolis where some of her Duluth friends were gathering to meet with other Deer gangs. She was standing the left lane of southbound I-35 when a Chevy Celebrity named Andrew carrying two young women who shall remain nameless emerged from the thick fog hitting Izzy head on killing her instantly. Isabel's father and mother John and Doe were notified later that night by a neighbor who had discovered her on the side of the road. The family refused to comment. There will be no memorial service due to the current huting season, local flocks are asked to please go on with their normal lives and steer clear of the numerous hunters, and please keep all children away from the road.



So yeah, a bit of excitement last night after another spontaneous jaunt up to Duluth. We were both pretty shaken up, I think I may have been a little more traumatized than Ruthanne, but then again I could be wrong, as we both show such feelings in very different ways I think. We had a good time in Duluth though! We were only there a whole half hour if that, but hey it's tradition! We always just randomly decide to go to Duluth when I'm here, and it's almost always later at night so we don't get up there until about 11:00, and then don't get back to Minneapolis till after one or two! And why do we do it, you ask? BECAUSE WE CAN!!!

I leave here tomorrow to go back to Leavenworth, I would really rather stay, but I can't be here forever. I have a two year old who needs a nanny, and a baby coming that I want to be there for. Remember these are not my children! : ) It will be good to be back home, but I wish that we could just eliminate the entire state of Iowa and bring Minnesota down to border Missouri then I would only be a few hours away instead of nearly seven. Or maybe we could have Minneapolis and KC swich places then I could be here in less than an hour! Hmmm....why can't I figure out how to do this?


posted by Tracy 16:26
Friday, November 07, 2003
More than you probably ever wanted to know about me!

1. What time is it? 7:17pm on a Friday night...I'm such a loser!

2. What is your name? Some call me Tracy, some call me Bonitarosita Genevieve Hernandez from Lithuania, some call me Mishka, amongst other things.

3. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Tracy Lynn Allen

4. Nickname: Bonnie Rose, Mishka, Smugly (thank you dad!)

5. Number of candles on your last birthday cake: 24...It was flaming!

6. Birthday: Good Friday April 13th 1979, but don't worry, I'm not bad luck!

7. Hair Color: Um....kind of half red, half light brown...I dye it way too much!

8. Piercings: Only in my ears

9. Eye color: Brown

10. How much do you like your job? I adore my job! Where else do you get paid to chase a 2 year old all day, and check your e-mail during naps?

11. Where were you born? Bowling Green, OH!

12. Current Residence: Leavenworth, KS...NO I'm NOT in the penitenterary...I'm one of the few BG natives who escaped! (again not from the pen, from BG! )

13. Favorite Foods: Chicken, pizza, McDonald's Fish Sandwiches, Cheese...yup everything that's not healthy!

14. Been to Africa? Well yes if you count Kansas City Zoo's version...

15. Been toilet papering? No, I was supposed to go for the Senior Prank, but I chickened out I guess. Again I'm such a loser!

16. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes, several someones!

17. Been in a car accident? Yes

18. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons all the way!

19. What annoys you? Insensitive people, hot weather, people who think they know everything

20. Favorite day of the week? Wednesday..don't ask me why, but I've always liked it!

21. Favorite word or phrase: (currently) "Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs"
---Miss Piggy

22. Favorite Restaurant: Cheddars and Macaroni Grill

23. Favorite Flower: Daisies and Roses

24. Favorite Sport to watch: Fencing is pretty cool, although saber fencing is rather frightening.

25. Favorite vacation spot: Anywhere with my friends.

26. Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough or Mint Chocolate Chip

27. Favorite thing about your best friend: She's my partner in crime, we're going to take over the world together!

28. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Right now it's Sonic, but I think that's just because it's new for me!

29. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have a dark brown wood floor with a big cream colored rug over it.

30. How many times did you fail your drivers test? Um....6? If you have questions please ask!

31. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? It was most likely something about life insurance or growing my penis four inches...truly useful...

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I'm done with Credit cards...they just don't mix with me. But I could blow a lot of money at FAO Schwartz!

33. What's your favorite way to get away from it all? Hide in my room writing, and listening to music.

34. If you could change something about people in general, what would it be? I am one to believe that variety in it's many forms is good, even when it annoys me!

35. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert in normal circumstances, but around my friends I can be very much the opposite.

36. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Well it's on my blog, so probably Kay...

37. Who is the person you sent this to, that is least likely to respond? My imaginary friend Julian.

38. Favorite TV show? The Daily Show and Whose Line is it Anyway (the British version with Clive...much more superior!)

39. Last person you went out to dinner with? Liz and Josh..I think.

40. Ford or Chevy: If it runs I'll take it!

41. How many tattoos? Some days a few, but they're all fake.

42. Time you finished this e-mail: 7:41, now I'll go back to being alone.


So I hoped you enjoyed this, I've filled out many of these, but it's good to do them again every once in awhile!





posted by Tracy 19:42
Thursday, November 06, 2003
Hello to my adoring fans...or something like that. I thought I would take some time in this entry to share with you the many keywords that have led people to my entertaining ramblings of my blog. It's so good to know that my page shows up with these words, I know I'm doing my job!


stephanie japanese bgsu,
living on a farm
face of world dominator
liquid drano arteries
ad lib endearments
tracy world
seppuku female belly button
captain jack sparrow wallpaper
mr dressup cause of death
sadist and removal
nickelodeon diapers anthem


Yes I see the connection with all of those clearly! Well at least it made my giggle!

I have my second and final first aid class tonight, I can't wait for it to be over. For some odd reason I just don't enjoy sitting in a room with six other people who do not want to be there, listening to a hyper serious nurse lecture at us for four hours about chest compressions and proper bandaging techniques. Not that it's not important, it's really good to know these things, this is just the fourth or fifth time I've gone through this class. It comes with the job choice. I did keep myself entertained with the video, gotta love bad acting and accidents every thirty seconds. It was just a bad day at that daycare let me tell you. When at least seven children need CPR or mouth to mouth something is just wrong! And I got to demonstrate the Heimlich on this random guy in our class. I didn't want to get paired up with the only boy, but I did. And then he had to do the same to me, and I think he thought I was actually choking, because he tried to squeeze my vital organs out. At least we only had to do the Heimlich...it could have been a lot worse! I do love the new mannequins for the CPR section, when my dad used to teach the class he would bring home these full sized rubber people in jumpsuits, with realistic weight. We would always play on them and contort them into crazy positions when dad wasn't home. Ah those were the days! But they've had some budget cuts recently I'm afraid. Because now you get a plastic head of a person who is very pigment deprived and has a tiny hole where the mouth is, and that head is attached to a foam flap acting as the torso with a plastic bag for lungs and an accordian like thing for the compressions. First of all, when you try to do CPR on these things, you can hardly keep proper hand postion because they slide everywhere and the heads pop off creating even more of an emergency. They're really annoying, and do nothing to help with mimicking a real situation. At least with the babies, they have arms and legs, yes they're very light and decapitate easily too, as one girl found out when she went to give the back blows for the baby choking section. That would be so terrible, you try to help this poor baby get a piece of food out of her mouth so she can breathe, and her head falls off! The baby mannequins are very plastic and very silver with a blue foam flap covering the plastic bag acting as their lungs. If I remember correctly I do have a blog entry about my CPR class experiences last year for my former job, and I described them as alien babies, well these were the same ones. Bartholomew came back to see me! So anyway, it's all over tonight, and then I will be able to save anyone's life on a whim or something!

Well I should be off to Minneapolis this weekend to hang out with Ruthanne! Actually I'm not leaving until Sunday, but if I don't write for a few days, I'm sure I'm doing something productive!



posted by Tracy 16:50
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
eflatmajor
Eb major - you are warm and kind, always there for
your friends, who are in turn there for you.
You are content with your confortable life and
what you are currently achieving; if you keep
in this state you will go far.


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posted by Tracy 21:45
Saturday, November 01, 2003
I really should be cleaning my room, but my computer was just calling my name and saying...BLLLOOOOGGGG!!!!! Really it was! So I had to listen, because when my computer gets angry it's not a pretty sight!

So it's Saturday night, 8:15, and I'm sitting in my room with nothing to do. I babysat for awhile tonight, so my employers could spend some much needed time together, and that was good. But now I'm bored, and wish that I had somewhere to go. I spent last night passing out candy to greedy little children dressed in various costumes. Some of them were really cute, some of them were not! But there was one group of girls that I found fairly amusing. They were about 11 or 12, and very blonde, the conversation went something like this...

Girl 1 : You have a NICE house!

Me: Uh thanks!

Girl 1: Do you have like servants and stuff?

Me: NO...but I'm the nanny.

Girl 1: You ARE???? Whoa! What do you do??

Me: I take care of the children when the parents are working.

Girl 1: Are they rich?

Me: Not really.

Girl 1: Well the people in that house over there have servants. I should know, my school took a field trip there, and it was so huge.

Girl 2: No, that isn't the Carroll Mansion, you didn't go there.

Girl 1: Yuh-huh!!! They have servants, and they're really rich.

Girl 2: No, you went to the Carroll Mansion.

Then the girls continued to argue down the steps and back out to the sidewalk. They were pretty funny. I guess our house is big, and we do have servants quarters, although Tim and Sydney occupy them. And to have a nanny is a little rare, and a lot of people relate it to being rich and high class...even know this family really isn't. And I'm about as normal as they come...well maybe not....

I went to Wal-mart today, I hate Wal-mart. It was so crowded, and I had this stupid idea that I would drop my pictures off and wander for an hour. This was a dumb idea because #1 I had to deal with all the people who frequent the establishment and #2 If you put me in a store and just have me wander aimlessly for an hour, I'm bound to buy more than I came for. So I bought my batteries, socks, heat wrap for my knee, and pens that I intended to buy, but I also came out with Mountain Dew, a Lord of the Rings Poster, turtle beanie (it's REALLY soft!), pop tarts, an address book, and garlic pills (someone told me to try them, they help lower blood pressure) . You know, the necessities in life...bad Tracy! This budgeting adventure is really not working, but I have to keep trying.

I get to go home in 21 days! I'm so excited! I never thought I would say that, but I am. On the 22nd I will get on a train and head towards Toledo. 16 hours later I will arrive, and go home with my parents for a whole week! Don't get me wrong, I love it here. I'd stay here forever if I could, but I do miss home. I miss my friends, my family, my dogs, my cat...I'll have to leave poor Josiah here while I'm gone, but I'm sure he'll be okay. He doesn't think much of me anyway.

Well I should get cleaning. This room won't clean it self, and if I don't do it soon it's going to get beyond my control. Will I ever grow out of this extreme disorganization thing, it doesn't seem to matter if i really work on it, things just go nuts...ugh!




posted by Tracy 20:35



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